Dear TrailBlazers,

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Mediocre Man, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    In case you haven't been paying attention, the NBA lockout will more than likely end today sometime. When that happens, the flood gates will be opened wide for Free Agency. While we are all aware you want us to think the people in place now are more than capable of handling this land rush of a FA period, you actively searching for a new GM shows that in reality, you aren't even comfortable with the people in place now.

    So please take this note as a reminder that you MIGHT WANT TO HIRE A FUCKING GM BEFORE 2013

    Love,
    MM
     
  2. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Dear MM,

    Thank you for your note.

    In these austere fiscal times, we no longer have the capacity to pay highly-qualified and accomplished basketball minds to be yes-men to our owner, President and coterie of already-funded Vulcan sycophants. While it may seem unorthodox, I assure you that a lack of General Manager will not have any noticable effect on how dysfunctional our free agent signing period or trade talks will proceed.

    Live long and prosper,
    Seahawks', Sounders' and Blazers' Management
     
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  3. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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  4. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Awesome, Brian
     
  5. Charcoal Filtered

    Charcoal Filtered Writing Team

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    Dear MM,

    We will get right on hiring a GM right after all of the people bitching start putting a space between Trail and Blazers.

    Warm regards,

    The group that will be pulling the GM puppet strings
     
  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Dear MM,

    If you jinx this and the lockout rolls on I will hunt you and your family down and go all mid-evil on 'em!


    Sincerely- The H to the C to the muthafucking P
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Ya, I have faulty space bar. I am actually one of the people who realize there is a space between the two
     
  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The lockout will never end mwahahahahahahah :devilwink:
     
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    I am not originally from Portland and this was one of the things I used to do that got the snobbish eye roll from locals. I now embrace getting that reaction.

    Agree with you that we should probably get a GM soon, but think it will be a committee with Paul and Larry having the most imput with Chad also having a big influence. Not a shock that they have not found someone with experience that would want to accept that role.
     
  10. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Don't worry gents, Bert's got this under control.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    It's 2 words?
     
  12. Pinwheel1

    Pinwheel1 Well-Known Member

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    I agree it was ridiculous to wait the whole summer to hire a new GM. But at this point it makes no difference in terms of the beginning of the season.

    The coaches and scouts they already have know the team better than anyone they bring in new. Any new guy (other than a Geoff Petrie type) would need time to evaluate the players in terms of trades. As for free agency.... how hard can it be to decide who to go after? (if we actually have any money to offer)

    A: Carl Landry
    B: Carl Landry
    C: Jamal Crawford
     
  13. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    There is more on the menu than simply trying to get a couple of free agents and postponing the hiring of a GM isn't going to get the new guy any more up to speed what needs to be done.

    Then again maybe you're right that it makes no difference, because the new guy is probably expected to be little more than a bobble-headed "yes" man.
     
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  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We got Wes without a GM last year. I'm not worried.
     
  15. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    We got Wes with an interim GM, didn't we? This year, that interim GM knows he is not going to be chosen for the job
     
  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Wasn't it Buchanon and the other guy? I thought it was two guys.
     
  17. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    So much for the lockout ending today. I shouldn't even get my hopes up.
     
  18. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It was two guys, two girls, and a pony.

    barfo
     
  19. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Nope.

    I'm still holding firm that it won't get ironed out until the players finally cry uncle in December.
     
  20. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    you sure it wasn't two girls, one cup?

    For Nate, it was Mike Born and Chad "Interim GM" Buchanan
     

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