Mama duck, and daddy duck where getting a divorce, they went to the court house to see the judge. The judge asked baby duck, do you want to live with your dad? Baby duck said no he beats me. The judge asked baby duck, do you want to live with your mama? Baby duck said no she beats me too. The judge asks baby duck, who would you like to live with then? Baby duck say's the Beavers, they don't beat anyone!
Judge: Mr Donald Duck, do I have this right? You want a divorce from Daisey Duck on the grounds of insanity? Donald: No your honer - I said it was because she was fucking Goofy!
