Best Thread Ever in the History of S2.......

Some new people seem to think that KingSpeed's thread about having sex with an NBA player is a classic. I beg to differ..... THIS thread by far is the best ever and I was hoping that somebody with power can sticky it so that when times are rough around here we can check it out and see why we come to S2. This should be mandatory reading before you make your first post. If you have not had the pleasure, please sit back and enjoy......... FAMS!


http://sportstwo.com/threads/155970-Lloyd-Center-Shootings?highlight=BenDavis503

 

I agree. (b'.')b

...FAMS!

 

The thread where BD503 bragged about assaulting a homeless guy in Beaverton was also a classic. Of course, he also threatened my kids in that one and in PMs to me.

I hope the guy got the help he obviously needed, FAMS!

 

HHAHAHAHA! I love it!

 

It doesn't say he's banned. I thought he was!

 

God, those threads are like the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks for reposting.

 

fuck you fams you ain't real.

 

loved the ben davis thread ... it was epic. this one ehhh, though i do enjoy reading it more than speed banging an nba player.

 

speed doesnt bang, he isnt into anal, duh

 

sorry how about making sweet sweet love?

 

Have you been in jail with Mexican gangsters? And have you spent time in jail with black gangsters?

 

I loved how the guy bragged about getting busted!

 

well to be honest, bendavis does have a point here,

he has spent time in prison with black people and mexican people, who better to correlate the ascociation of black crimes toward innocent strangers compared to the juxtopostion of crimes commited by mexican americans whom happen to be in gangs, and were likely born into these gangs, not chosing to be involved, but merely indoctrinated at birth into the ritual of "mi famillia" and "blood in, blood out". now lets delve a little deeper here.

mafia

Given its geographic location, Mexico has long been used as a staging and transshipment point for narcotics, illegal immigrants and contraband destined for U.S. markets from Mexico, South America and elsewhere. During the 1980s and early 1990s, Colombia’s Pablo Escobar was the main exporter of cocaine and dealt with organized criminal networks all over the world. When enforcement efforts intensified in South Florida and the Caribbean, the Colombian organizations formed partnerships with the Mexico-based traffickers to transport cocaine through Mexico into the United States.

This was easily accomplished because Mexico had long been a major source of heroin and cannabis, and drug traffickers from Mexico had already established an infrastructure that stood ready to serve the Colombia-based traffickers. By the mid-1980s, the organizations from Mexico were well established and reliable transporters of Colombian cocaine. At first, the Mexican gangs were paid in cash for their transportation services, but in the late 1980s, the Mexican transport organizations and the Colombian drug traffickers settled on a payment-in-product arrangement.

Transporters from Mexico usually were given 35% to 50% of each cocaine shipment. This arrangement meant that organizations from Mexico became involved in the distribution, as well as the transportation of cocaine, and became formidable traffickers in their own right. Currently, the Sinaloa Cartel and the Gulf cartel have taken over trafficking cocaine from Colombia to the worldwide markets.

Over time, the balance of power between the various Mexican cartels shifts as new ones emerge and older ones weaken and collapse. A disruption in the system, such as the arrests or deaths of cartel leaders, generates bloodshed as rivals move in to exploit the power vacuum.

Leadership vacuums are sometimes created by law enforcement successes against a particular cartel, thus cartels often will attempt to use law enforcement against one another, either by bribing Mexican officials to take action against a rival or by leaking intelligence about a rival's operations to the Mexican government or the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

While many factors have contributed to the escalating violence, security analysts in Mexico City trace the origins of the rising scourge to the unraveling of a longtime implicit arrangement between narcotics traffickers and governments controlled by the Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI), which lost its grip on political power starting in the late 1980s.

burritos

there are many different ways to roll up a burrito, some use the backhand double swipe technique, while most use the "envelope" method, generally folding their sides in and then wrapping the front over the closed back. either of these methods are acceptable.

landscaping

Thales, an early Greek philosopher known for his view that "all is water," spent a considerable time thinking about the nature and scope of landscaping. Some of his students believed that in order for human activity to be considered landscaping, it must be directed toward modifying the physical features of the land itself, including the cultivation and/or manipulation of plants or other flora.

Thales rejected this notion, arguing that any aspect of the material world affecting our visual perception of the land was a proper subject for landscaping. Both Plato and Aristotle praised Thales' analysis as a model for philosophy. In the early 20th century, British philosopher G.E. Moore cited Thales' reasoning as one of the few historical examples of how philosophical inquiry has led to genuine human understanding and progress.

Philosophers in the 17th century debated whether visual beauty was a necessary goal of landscaping. With the advent of the positivists by the early 20th century, however, most western philosophers had rejected the notion of an objective esthetic standard for any form of art, including landscaping.

Practitioners since the mid-20th century have experimented with jarring visual panoramas that are now generally accepted, at least in western societies, as falling within the scope of landscaping.

in closing, yall ppl dnt no shit fams, fukkoutahere fams, ppl got silver spoons and moms, and live inside of a house

 

Well done, cabron. You have earned a coffee break.

 

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason, they are true. But the point is how this guy handled it, Best thread ever!

 

Excellent choice.

 

This seems relevant [video=youtube;MsPZC8ikenY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsPZC8ikenY&feature=related[/video]

 

I want something like this to happen again!

 

You are very talented! And Eric looks hot in a dress!