Roy moving?

You should always report here about any celebrities having their carpets cleaned. Anyone who's ever had a young dog has seen their white carpets turn brown.

 

Why would you get white carpets?

 

Okay, let me be clear, I didn't hear that Roy had his carpets cleaned and made the deductive reasoning that he must be selling his house... I was told that he got his carpets cleaned for the purpose of selling his house. It's not ground breaking news. Just something I figured I'd pass along

 

Are they any good at finding how mice get into the house? Can you get me a price break?

 

Since when are carpet cleaners exterminators?

 

i have inside information that rondo has an extensive doll collection for fucks sake! why wont anyone believe me! my source is a 80's movie star

 

Uh....I was refering to the comment that your neighbors might think *you* were moving.......

I've got to be less obscure with my humor!

 

Well I guess that flew right over my head.

 

I believe the technical name for that is "giraffe fart."

No wonder I'm such a grouch...no one appreciates my humor!

 

I don't blame him. If I were in his position, I'd want to move too. If you had played at a high level, couldn't play anymore and had everyone reminding you of how great you once were, you wouldn't want to get out of that situation and move back home? In Portland, he's always going to be The Natural. In Seattle, he can just be Brandon.

I wish he and his family nothing but happiness...unless he comes back and plays for the L*kers. Then all bets are off.

 

If I were him, I'd move to a small island in the Caribbean and get away from everybody.