https://twitter.com/#!/Blazermb/status/149262157899497472/photo/1 The good news is Mrs HCP is now taking afternooner appointments!
^^^^ that was actually Mrs HCP trying to send a PM with a photo attachment to me but somehow she posted it on the forum.... And apparently she cant spell.
ugly stick A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch. Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests. 1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick. 2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
how generous of you to buy her giant breasts and show them to everybody! you really are a renaissance man, i bet you let her drive and everything. you west coasters are cut from a different cloth my friend