Who the hell beat HCP with the ugly stick?!?

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    Did Scott Zachry get "fired" fired...or was he just laid off during the lockout?
     
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    Mike Rice is fuckin' gangsta.
     
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    His first grade teacher?
     
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    I thought she was the one that beat him with the stupid stick.

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    The ugly stick? Sounds like a personal insult. Very mean. Stop horsing around
     
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    ^^^^ that was actually Mrs HCP trying to send a PM with a photo attachment to me but somehow she posted it on the forum....



    And apparently she cant spell.
     
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    Ive been hearing about mrs.HCP for years... Can i get a damn pic??
     
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    She's in the GIF of HCP doing the robot, iirc.
     
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    More like he fell out of the ugly stick tree and hit every branch on the way down.
     
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    ugly stick

    A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

    Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

    1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

    2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
     
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    You know you're ugly when Mike Rice looks good sitting next to you.
     
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    how generous of you to buy her giant breasts and show them to everybody! you really are a renaissance man, i bet you let her drive and everything.

    you west coasters are cut from a different cloth my friend
     
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