Has anyone here done a little person?

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  1. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    points if they were dressed like a clown.
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Grody.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Sly, who was your midget friend on O-Live?
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    sounds interesting, but no.
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Hank the Dwarf?

    Wasn't my friend, I'm not sure who you're talking about.
     
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  7. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Ahh, yes, Hank. If memory serves, you were gonna meet him up at Mt. Tabor. :lol:
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    I had sex with a girl in college who was 4'10". I believe the little people of America define dwarfism at 4'10", so I will say yes. We dated for about a month. Great girl as I remember
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    That wasn't Hank that was someone else. Short guy, ex Marine, claimed he was an attorney. What was his name?
     
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  10. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    I'd say that relationship was short-lived.
     
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  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Not sure. I seem to mixum all up.
     
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  12. ABM

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    ...
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    i fucked a girl with 1 arm before

    i fucked a girl with like really small hands, like some sort of defect, not sure

    i fucked a deaf girl, talk about a screamer

    never fucked a blind girl, id like to

    and no legs would be hot
     
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  14. barfo

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Does it count if you are a midget?

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    Mother Goose......................................................I fucked her. God I miss Dice
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    MM's wife is a midget, so yes, yes I have.
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    I've "done" three. Midget is like ***got and ****** to them. They prefer to be called little people. I worked with a bunch of them in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. Had an affair with one (I was head over heels in love) and a one night stand three way with two others.
     
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  18. barfo

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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    Ok, KingSpeed wins this round. Next topic?

    barfo
     
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    Re: Has anyone here done a midget?

    The advantage of midgets is that you save money and space. I tried the half-dozen carton but it's cheaper by the dozen. My car trunk won't hold any more.
     
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  20. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    There's just somethin' about head over heals and midget in the same sentence.....
     
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