Would you have your penis permanently shortened for $7.5 million?

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

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    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-penis-settlement,0,5348951.story

    It happened. Question, would you have your penis PERMANENTLY shortened by 1.5 inches for the sum of $7.5 million?

    I don't think I would. I guess 1.5 inches isn't THAT MUCH I guess, it sounds like it is, but when you measure 1.5 inches on a ruler, its not that much...but every inch counts?

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    I'd do it! I can spare 1.5 inches without any major impact on my sex life with my wife.
     
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    hell fucking yes i would
     
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    whats 1.5 inches from 4?
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    If I lost 1.5 inches, I would have nothing left! :( I am half asian you know. ;)
     
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    I'd worry about them screwing something up, but even still, pretty easily yes.
     
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    Money comes and goes, but a penis...cums and goes.
     
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    yes. without a doubt i would do it.
     
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    I'm sure that guy loves having this announced to the world.
     
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    No way. I wouldn't even have my left pinky shortened for 7.5 million dollars.
     
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    i'd probably do it for 75,000.
     
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    You should change the name of this thread to: Would you be willing to suffer a fracture of your pubic ramus bone, a crushing injury to your penis topped off with damage to the nerves and arteries of the penis for 7.5 million dollars?
     
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    well, that's simply too long (and much harder to masturbate to).
     
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    my answer is still yes
     
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    Yes. I have lots to spare.
     
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    hmm, probably no in that case, i mean, it sounds like they were lucky to save it...what good is 7.5 million dollars if you dont have a boner to ram gold digging skanks with?
     
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    That's 1 million per inch, and mrs. HCP would still say how much bigger I am than hcp.


    In all seriousness, yes....yes I would
     
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