Is Tim Tebow the key to a republican victory for the white house?

republicans are delicate and complex beasts, hence the high rate of closeted homosexuals. they should just come out of the closet and embrace it.

 

republicans dont want to work

democrats just want to bang on their drum all day

 

Because we have completely unintelligent people that define "republican" as "somebody that leans republican".

There are others who might actually be interested in intelligently discussing the issues, not the "R" or the "D".

 

republicans lean republican.

democrats lean democrat.

 

republicans lean on the poor/sick/elderly to balance the budget

democrats lean on their giant dongs, like a tripod

 

while having an orgasm:

republicans are all....


and democrats are all like....

 

You keep confusing your FUPA for a dong.

 

edit: i just googled it, we used to call those "gunts" cuz its like 50% gut, and 50% ****

 

tebow played the second half with torn cartilage in his ribcage, he must have a pain fetish

 

Romney doesn't need Tebow. He's going to cruise to victory over Obama in November.

 

The federal government has dropped the ball big time. Through the creation of the welfare state, it has not only perpetuated poverty for millions, but destroyed their interest in supporting themselves.

 

yawn