Mark Wahlberg- could have stopped 9/11

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/18/mark-wahlberg-on-911-plane_n_1213029.html

    this was an episode of Family Guy btw where Brian did this.

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    He has already apologized for speaking before thinking.
     
  3. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    ^ He's said the same thing before so...

    The toolbag has also said he would wreck Manny Pacquiao in a street fight.

    5'6" of Bawston douche.
     
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    the shot starts with Mark W (playing himself) sitting in a first class seat, stretching his legs out in front of him, with a contemplative look on his face. he pops an unknown pill into his mouth and washes it down with a zima

    mark w
    man im soooo glad i bought all these zimas before they went out of biz, nectar of the gods! hey wife, tell those kids to shut the fuck up, im trying to get into character!

    wife
    yes dear....kiddos, please keep it down, your pop pop is working

    camera changes focus to show two arab gentlemen seated behind mark w, shifty eyes, and a look of fear/excitement on each face, camera changes focus back to mark w

    mark w
    ill tell you what, this plane fucking stinks, it smells like bigfoot ate a bunch of burnt hair and then shit all over a bunch of old fish carcasses, stewardess, do you have any nose plugs?

    camera shows wife slyly pointing at the arabs and doing the shh gesture

    mark w (under his breath)
    ahhh that explains it

    captain comes on the intercom telling everyone it is now safe to move about the cabin

    mark w
    good i gotta take a wicked dump, hey babe, did you pack those baby wipes that i like? my ass has been sore as hell since we ate all that camel food curry garbage last night, fucking towel heads turned my bowels red. hey that rhymed! damn i got skillz

    before she can answer the 2 men behind mark w stand up

    arab 1
    mohamed jihad!

    arab 2
    ali baba dirkastan!

    mark spins around suprised

    mark w
    am i being punked? ashton where are you you old cooter! hahahahaha

    arab 1 grabs the front of mark w's head from behind and slits his throat ear to ear with a box cutter

    the end
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If a ninja tried to kill me I'd catch the throwing star in mid air and throw it back at them.... plus I can stop swords by clapping my hands together...... oh wait..... I'm not Marky Mark. Nevermind.
     
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    marky mark has 2 inches on leo i heard
     
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    I think that he would have been tipped off before the attack. He would have felt the vibration.

    Ed O.
     
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    By the end of the flight, Mark and the terrorist would be one, big, funky bunch.
     
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    Lmao brainiac!!!!!
     
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    :lol:

    Repped.
     
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    Sorry that I write in an old thread, but what the hell did Wahlberg mean by saying that?! I always thought that he's a strange guy and it makes wonder how such person can have a net worth around $200 million (according to celebtopnetworth). Something is wrong with this world...
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    I grant him the title: Random Thought King. He also has a rap sheet with the Boston cops from his youthful escapades.
     
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    The desecated husk of lifes inevitable pain, the dry used condom of our soulless beings is marky mark.

    So shut your stupid mouth.
     

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