Top Ten Reasons I hate Kevin Love

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  1. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    10.) He's from Lake Oswego, the snob capital of Oregon
    9.) He went to Lake Oswego HS, one of two spoiled high schools there
    8.) I hate people from, Lake O
    7.) He was a UCLA bruin, I hate LA
    6.) He's a skilled white guy, and I hate white guys with a little skill that get so much attention just because they can hang in the Black man's NBA.
    5.) People think he's Great because he was the All Time Leading scorer in Oregon HS Basketball history while grabbing 17rbs game. Big Deal, there's barely anyone over 6'5" in Oregon! Maybe its cuz were so white!?
    4.) The Timberwolves were 20-62 last year, Terrible! and people think you can compare their games, the level of play, to ones with teams that are actually competing for a playoff spot. Sorry there's no comparison. SO much garbage time for K.Love to pad the stats last year and people are all in love with him about it. Must be all the white people looking for an NBA player to like.

    And the Top Three reasons I hate Kevin Love...

    3.) He was an All-Star over LMA
    2.) People said they would take him over LMA
    1.) He's was even mentioned in the same sentence as LMA

    Voila! There you go. If I sounded racist it's because MLK Jr is my idol, we share a birthday, and because I like making fun of my white race.
     
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  2. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    He has never ever beaten Aldridge in his time in the NBA.
     
  3. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Oh I forgot one, his last name is Love.
     
  4. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Aldridge has always had better players around him.

    This thread is all kinds of hilarious!
     
  5. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Mostly, I've been sort of forced to hate both Griffin or Love because they took Aldridge's spot last year.

    Oh and both of them flop like little bitches every chance they get.
     
  6. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    LMFAO

    Guess we need a top ten reasons to hate B.Griffin thread...(Insert Kia Joke)
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Watching the two of them now, neither can draw double teams in the post like Aldridge can.
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I think we all hate Kevin Love because we've all had those confusing homosexual feelings about him.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Top ten reasons why I don't care about Kevin Love:

    10. He plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves
    09. The Timberwolves are in Minnesota.
    08. They are the Timberwolves.
    07. That team is terrible.
    06. They never beat us.
    05. When was the last time they were good?
    04. I don't care about high school sports.
    03. I don't care about Lake Oswego.
    02. I don't care about college hoops.
    01. His dad is a jackass so I kind of feel sorry for him.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Bingo! If he would change his name to something like "Psycholustbunny", all would be forgiven.
     
  11. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    That is a good name.
     
  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I love Lake Oswego.

    :beatinto:
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Used to hate him because he's white and slow and was overrated! I actually have mad respect for him now...... can't put up #'s like he does (good team or bad) without having game! He is doing historical things on the court. I admit I was wrong about this cracker.
     
  14. KevinJBonn

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    Irrational hatred for all things LO aside, all the people I know that went to LO high with him think he's a egotistical prick. This is in contrast to Klay Thompson, who is very well loved amongst the same group of people who went to grade school with him and still remain friends today. Love once told a friend of mine who was trying to help him with an assignment that "I don't need to learn this crap anyway because I'm going to the NBA in two years anyway". I know a lot of that "incident" at Mac Court a few years back that was reported on everywhere was based on some personal beef from a lot of people who actually knew and hated him.
     
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  15. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Didn't he grow up in L.A.?
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    seriously, what is wrong with Lake O? I've lived there for years...it's like any other westish-side suburb of Portland..... except Lake Oswego is clean, and nice. I don't get the hate here.....Spoiled high school? snobby city? what.the.fuck? lol i can't tell if this is a joke or not, but to me your the one that sounds snobby broski...... jus' sayin...
     
  17. MickZagger

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    This shouldn't be a shocker, but many, in fact, most NBA players are egotistical. Especially those that have been touted since they were freshman in high school.
     
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    You don't need ten reasons you hate Kevin Love, you only need 1:

    He's not a Blazer.
     
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  20. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Damn him for being white. Grrr, I hate him.
     

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