http://cellfood.com/research.htm Tell how you can explain how our products work. I will grade you and give you a prize for being so cool! I will give you 60 days worth of our products.
Are you asking for an assessment of the chemistry, or a "layman's terms" pitch? And could we get the 60 days worth of product in cash, instead?
layman's. And no not cash you son of a bitch! The products for 30 days is about $120; so you get 240 worth!
Are you trying to get us to do the heavy lifting for your next project you are presenting your supervisor? -_-
Wow this is tough, I'll give it a shot: The cellfood when mixed with water breaks off/generates positively charged Oxygen molecules. The positively charged oxygen atoms then flow into your bloodstream and find negatively charged free radical O atoms, it connects to them creating a new pure H20 molecule that your body then uses up. Basically it MAGnifies water in your body!? My head hurts.
LOL. I think the H comes from the cellfood or just in your body, I don't know. Some how it enhances or MAGnifies minerals in your body, no joke, even though I'm still laughing. Apparently all the diseases we get or fail to fight off can be traced to a mineral deficiency.
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Very close, but the oxygen molecule in water is negatively charged. Your body produces positively charged "free radical" oxygen + molecules. LOL about the "MAGnifies" part.
I really like this answer a lot! But just a little FYI. We are FDA approved; plus we are very close to getting our GMP certification. and.... Magic elixirs will be obsolete soon because the FDA is now in process to force all makers of nutritional products to be GMP certified. The ma and pa's are SOL.
I love how some companies say things like "our formulation is not FDA approved, but all of our components are individually". :MARIS61:
I'm dyslexic. Actually had it right the first time then changed it. Thought for sure I had discovered the secret behind your name! how bout a free sample for the laughs?
LOL about my name. Actually it started because my band name was magnifier years ago. That just sticked. I am coming up at the end of March. I believe ABM wants to organize a meet and greet. I will bring samples with me and literature. But in the meantime; you probably can go to health food stores or vitamin shops and see our product on the shelf.
