Actually I'm taking the mother of your children to Orlando to tag team her with Tiger Woods! While I wear Mickey Mouse ears and a Gary Payton jersey!
Seriously, does one say "happy Ash Wednesday"? I mean, it's not really a celebration, is it? I cringe when some well meaning but ignorant person wishes me a "happy" Yom Kippur. If people can stop joking about fucking HCP's wife and answer, I'd appreciate it - I am curious about that.
I would suspect that the OP was saying it tongue-in-cheek. I'm not a super-devout Catholic, in that I don't attend mass every week, but I am Catholic and I follow the religion. I cringed at the post (until it turned into a discussion of Mrs. HCP), as I really try to avoid religious jokes (Yes, I am scared enough to believe that God may strike me down if I make a joke out of religion). Now, back to Mrs. HCP.