When I saw the title of the thread I thought it was about HCP's wife. Still, it looks like a lot of fun.
Before I read your post, I was already imagining something about the Dutch boy who put his hand in the dike. On a second look, I might add something about showing her his new...jeans.
I don't think his gf is a lezbo. DING DING DING!!! We have a winner! Johnny, tell us what jlprk has won! "Weeeeeeelllllllllllll, BP, for openers jlprk gets an all expense paid trip to a Max platform in downtown Hillsboro where he'll get beaten senseless by a local gang. Max authorities will say 'they're doing all they can and the train is basically safe'." "They have that recording always on hand for the daily gang bang wolfpack attacks." "Then, after waiting 6 hours at the local E/R with bleeding wounds, we'll take him downtown to waterfront park for another senseless beating by faithful drugged up members of Occupy Portland!!" "We'll follow that up getting roughed up at a gay pride naked march and then finally out for a sumptuous meal... yeeeeeeeeessss, a tofu & quiche wheatless, sauceless pizza made with real dirt as a martix." And so on and so on....
You have a one-track mind, dude. Needless to say.... +1. More pictures of the girls from your parties. Next time I'm in LA, I'm finding Mags and hanging with his crew.
LOL you should have seen the picts last night. We were clubbing and I was with 12 hot females. It was me and one of my friends. He was ear to ear smiles!
4 door jeeps aren't wranglers.... that shit is cherokee posing as a wrangler. Might as well go buy a hummer.