[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

best way to clear your mind? focus?

going to start working out again starting today. eating a little better.

 

FUCK. WONDERWALL IS STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD.

 

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/miley_cyrus_liam_hemsworth_birthday_cake_photos#tab=most_recent

 

trying to decide if I should take an opp ortunity to manage an apartment complex. free rent. so I'll save like $1200 a month but then get a bigger place.

 

Valentines Day is very over rated!

 

Banged a milf last night that I met at the gym. She was doing some kind of kegel squeezes on me, never experienced it before. Older chicks are awesome they give head like its their air supply.

 

big pimpin. milfs are the bomb.

I need to hit the gym, haven't gone in weeks.

 

http://www.magpictures.com/jirodreamsofsushi/

this looks dope.

 

who's partying tonight?

 

Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

 

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

 

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

 

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life!

 

Chicago is fucking awesome

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Dudes, this MILF I've been messing around with is freak nasty. She looks like a Rock of Love contestant. She's actually not a milf, technically, she has no kids. But, she's a dirty girl and likes it pornstar style.

I'm in lust.

 

I envy you. that rocks. one of my buddies got with one of those, bartender, late 30s/early 40s, huge tits, freaky as fuck, he was showing me the pics of her pussy and tits she sent him.

I need to hit the fucking gym because they always go after cut ass motherfuckers.

 

St. Paddy's Day in Chicago was a fucking madhouse. It was on a Saturday compounded with the fact it was sunny and 80 when its normally freezing.

Drank from 11am until midnight. Shots and drinks all day, well, I had maybe 4-5 Guinness's to start the day off. Ended up at a packed fucking drinking hall, table with 6 bottles and then went bouncing around more. Some interesting times, but it was a marathon of booze.

there are so many women here. my type too, a little more curvy and thick.

 

Yeah, she's got fake tits and skinny model coke head type body (but she's not). No gag reflex. All I need to do is buy her a bottle of Shiraz and its an all night sex binge. She sends nasty pics all the time.

I'm pretty lucky, this is my best pull in a while.

 

keep it rollin! nice.