Time to Flush This Turd Down the Toilet

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by BlazerCaravan, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I am as big an LA and Batum apologist as it gets. They've been my favorite players for three years now. So I say this only after some real soul searching:

    This entire team needs to be flushed down the toilet and never seen again. All five starters, every rotation player, all coaches, scouts, every executive, the owner everybody. If you like, keep Eliot Williams and Nolan Smith. Right now, those two are our cornerstones, the only players I won't have to bite my tongue to keep from booing.

    I am so close to just throwing it in and following the Timbers. I have never, ever, ever, ever seen the Blazers this bad. They weren't this bad in the dark days of 2002-2006. They weren't talented, but they tried. This team is CTCing its way through games. The well has been poisoned, more effectively and irreparably than the second coming of Rod Strickland.

    Leave them in NYC and tell them to hitchhike their way home. Forfeit every game until they walk their asses back to Portland.
     
  2. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You'd flush? That's just wasting water.
     
  3. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Better to flush than to leave it stinking up my bathroom.
     
  4. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Got to say I agree with you. I have quit watching the games. That's like some serious sado-masochism stuff. Just too irritating. They just need to start over. No one is untouchable.
     
  5. KingSpeed

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    Keep Nolan Smith? Eek. He's the worst player we have. Can we trade him for Faried? What? No? Fuck.
     
  6. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    He's not the worst player we have. Maybe the ugliest, but not the worst.
     
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  7. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    With Steve Blake, they are appeasing Nate McMillan and getting him 'his' PG.

    This needs an overhaul but it wont happen with this management.

    They are scrambling and coming up with this dud.
     
  8. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    We can flush this damn turd when you get the fucking plumber to open the hole large enough to fit it through. Overhaul city.
     
  9. HOWIE

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    This team is a total train wreck, top to bottom, they are the complete "FAIL" issue out there. I've never been more disappointed in this team, front office is a mess, there is no leader of this team, is anyone listening to the guy with the folded arms anymore, Nate has lost this team. Total train wreck, they need to blow it up, the problem with the NBA is that the money is guaranteed , if they paid like the NFL there might be some serious play from these players, they are just a sorry excuse for a professional team. If I worked like they played I'd be looking for work.
     
  10. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    No, they're getting rid of Crawful who is not only a crappy player but a cancer in the locker room. To the point they're willing to take Blake back.
     
  11. Sinobas

    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    This team is a train wreck, I just thought of those words today, because now, they are so bad, I can't help but watch how awful they are. They are so bad now, it's quasi-entertaining to watch these multi-millionares suck so bad at what they do.

    The Blazers should go after Rajon Rondo, package anyone, but keep either Batum or LA. (I'd side with keeping LA)

    The Blazers are either going to over-pay Batum, or I bet another team will offer him a big contract based on his "potential". May as well cash in now.
     

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