A baby aspirin a Day....might keep heart disease and cancer away.

Just a heads up! Just bought a bottle.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...ay-reduce-risk-of-cancer-stroke-and-more.html

 

F-That, Eat Anti-Oxidant rich fruit and limit red meat.

 

this probably helps as well.

 

...if you actually believe this, then I have a bridge to sell you!

 

the health benefits of this have been documented for quite some time.

 

aspirin is really a wonder drug

 

its my wonderwall.

 

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

But it's lousy birth control.

 

Not true. I rub an aspirin between my legs every night. Works great. I've never gotten pregnant.