How about this story (Fiction partially)

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I was walking down the street during a cold day and noticed this woman wearing a "fur coat". I paid no mind, but overheard some kid saying "Do you like torturing animals and wearing them as a coat?" Well after that caught my attention, I overheard their banter back and forth. The woman was trying to explain that the fur coat was handed down to her by her late mother and is very dear to her. He replied that she should burn the coat as a statement that "Meat is Murder" (like my Smiths plug?).

    So anyway, these two were going at it until I noticed this kid had a leather belt and leather boots on. I decided it was time to bud in and be a nuisance to this kid. I asked him, "Hey brother you practice what you preach?". He began to ramble about how he doesn't eat meat or support the torture of animals. Something about how he plans to go on some ship and swim with the dolphins. And finally said, when he gets too old, he's going to South Africa and sacrafice himself to feed the Great Whites.

    I finally interupt him and say, "Well you are wearing a leather belt and leather shoes". Did you know that the cow that was bruttally murdered for the fashion novelty you wear so proudly, supports animal cruelty?" Then I begin to thrash on him that he must take that shoe and belt off and burn it in the street.

    The lady being harped on started laughing and called him a hypocryte. So in protest the kid took his belt and shoes off and started burning them in the middle of the street. Just then a police drove past and saw this insane protest and pulled over. After suspecting the kid was intoxicated, he searched the kid and found 100 hits of acid. I guess the kid was selling. And in California, that is a felony (manslaughter). I suspect 5-6 years in prision should do the trick. Now he can protest to the big men that will call him his bitch after being anally raped for the next 5 years.

    /END RANT
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    You know that "fiction partially" really makes me question the whole story.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey, I was with you when that happened!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Well it actually happened in Portland and I was walking with Sly and my girl. We over heard this lady screaming at this kid sitting on the curb. He obviously made a statement about her fur coat. Since we were in a rush, I didn't look at the kid to see anything I could toss back at the kid. Also, I wasn't in my slum, so I was out of my element to do something about it.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Hahahaha I was explaining the true side of that story to nob. LOL
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    You really got a nice dose of Portland that night!

    Good times!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I loved Monday Night!
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I think Sly loved it more ;]
     
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    So, basically, most all of this story was complete fiction. And finding that truth out made this story go from rad and inspirational to blah? And instead of being a hero, you were simply a passerby observing something that you only partially witnessed, missing both how the story began and ended?:MARIS61:
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    nobody practices what they preach, yall included...although i did especially like the anal rape part, you have a very erotic imagination mags :devil:
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I bet it turned u on. But nothin tops your epic made up stories. I miss them. Make another one!
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Basically yeah.... Neat story though. I have done this before, mainly on vegetarians that talk about how horrible it is to kill an animal for food. They normally have leather shoes and belts. I live for that shit!!!!
     
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    i only wear belts made from recycled free range rubber tree droppings
     
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    S'all good, FAMS. Just gotta give ya shit. And yes, it is fun bagging on vegetarians that start that shit. At least get a hemp belt before you start preaching your shit about vegatarianism and what not.

    Speaking of stories and "S'all good", anyone ever seen that movie?
     
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    1) It is very rude to approach strangers about their appearance or dress.

    2) Those who wear leather but not fur explain that leather is a by-product of food production while fur-bearing animals are killed solely for their coats. And while I do know some leather wearing vegetarians, the vegans I know don't wear leather. Actually a lot of vegetarians also shun leather.

    3) It can also be argued that unless one lives in Siberia, northern Alaska, northern Scandinavia, etc. fur is not a necessity. So it's killing animals that are not used for food solely as a luxury status item.

    4) If you want to make a point, don't make shit up. Because you will likely get shit wrong.
     
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    i only eat free range natural miscarriages, and fruit that falls from the tree (after i make sure there are no animals around who might deserve it more than me)
     
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    lighten up francis .... not everything is life and death
     
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    With women... yes, yes it is!:biglaugh:
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Nah I like fucking with them, and guess what, if you don't live in Alaska, Siberia or any other fucking cold place, you really don't need cloths. So maybe we should all fuck and be naked in the streets? Fucking hippies. I think I'm gonna make a fur coat and eat a big fucking juicy steak.
     

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