every time i beat off im gay giving a guy a handjob...or if i want to be the alpha, ill be getting a handjob from a guy...but really, its both at the same time
We've already had an actual gay president http://www.salon.com/2012/05/14/our_real_first_gay_president/
Ah, SecretAgentMan, beat me to it. Serves me right for trying to get work done during my working day. Funny, you would NEVER see a bachelor president nowadays, gay or straight. Of course, Buchanan wasn't really a bachelor. Just couldn't legally marry.