Batman is gay?!?

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    SlyPokerDog, May 22, 2012
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    I have never read comics, but I would buy my first one if it is Wonder Woman, and they get into some lesbian sex between her and Bat Girl
     
    Mediocre Man, May 22, 2012
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    Why? Are you saying a gay man can't be friends with a possibly straight boy? And do you really lose sleep about ... cartoon characters?

    I'd welcome Batman.

    Hell ... wears costumes, hangs out with cute boy, never married, very elegantly decorated home ... he's at least metrosexual.
     
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    Why the fuck do any of them have to be gay? Why the fuck does every tv show in prime time have to have a gay character?
     
    Mediocre Man, May 22, 2012
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    I consider myself quite sympathetic to the gay rights movement, but I am rather stunned that they'd make Batman gay for the reason you state.
     
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    statistically, 1 in 10 superheroes are gay

    the other 9 are in the closet
     
    3RA1N1AC, May 22, 2012
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    I doubt it's Batman. I can't see them announcing something like that with a Batman movie coming out in the somewhat near future.
     
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    It has to be Aquaman. Everybody knows that all swimmers are gay.
     
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    Why couldn't they just use this storyline for Robin?

    :-/
     
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    Because if it were Robin he's still young enough to be cured of it. Probably with a combination of a Bat device and Michelle Bachmann's husband.
     
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_the_Batman_franchise

    Only one previous Batman writer admits anything of the sort:

     
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    In all seriousness, I wonder how this news might affect ticket sales this summer?
     
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    Why are you guys so shocked? Superman, too!

    I mean, they do run around in tight costumes with their underwear on the outside of their outfits.
     
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    Batman is like the coug/older man seducing the younger, tough, boyishly handsome Robin?
     
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    That's true!

    I went to high school with a cute girl who was a swimmer. And when i asked her out on a date, she claimed she was a lesbian.

    Although now that i look back on it, I think she was lying. Afterall, she hung out with my friend Chris all the time and they recently got married....
     
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    That's a lie. Everybody knows that all swimmers are gay. It's genetic.
     
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    Isn't HCP a swimmer?
     
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    I'm going to disagree with this.

    You know who was blatantly and "utterly" gay?

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    He-Man.
     
    Fez Hammersticks, May 22, 2012
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    Isn't that Chyna (with blonde hair)??
     
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