I was thinking something along these lines when i read that post . . . your response put into words what I was thinking. Repped (just read a rep thread)
Riding a bike hurts my ass WITH clothes on.... I can only imagine how uncomfortable it is without clothes.
Back when I was 19 I used to ride my motorcycle with my pants down. With air conditioning like that, I was the coolest guy in Los Angeles.
When I was 7 I had a nightmare that I was at school and realized I had forgotten my pants! How embarrassing. I hid all day but I couldn't sneak onto the bus home. I awoke traumatized and never went to school again until Harvard.