And now, I shall offend everyone on this board... Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile. ______________________________________________________ Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. ______________________________________________________ Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex? A: From the mace _________________________________________________ Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh! ___________________________________________________ Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it. _________________________________________________ Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four. _______________________________________________ Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common. A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer. ____________________________________________________ Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts? A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away. ______________________________________________________ Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A: Quarter pounder with cheese. _______________________________________________ Q: What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A: The woman. ______________________________________________ Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? A: Flip it upside-down. ___________________________________________________' Q: What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? A: Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done. ____________________________________________________ Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altarboy. _______________________________________________ Thank you, thank you. I'll be back for the after dinner show in the Zebra room.
Q: Why can't Packistani's play hockey? A: Every time they go int he corner they open up a convenience store Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? A: N****rs Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven Q: What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? A: Kick his sister in the jaw What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Mexican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto Q: What do you name a retarded Asian? A: Som Ting Wong Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway. Q: What is hard and long on black people? A: Third grade
National Lampoon Radio Hour - The Immigrants - The Hillbillies http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=1149146&m=149146
