Serious question: Why don't men flush?

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    I don't pee in the toilet. I pee on the wall - like in "Big Daddy".

    "Hi, what's your name? I'll write on the wall..... mind your business!"
     
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    Fair enough, I think in general men seem to be worse slobs. But on the flip side, woman, in general, are so damn high maintenance.

    What are they doing in the bathroom for extended periods of time, flushing the toilet repeatedly?
     
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    After drying off hands, use the paper towel to open the door, shoot the paper towel ball into the trash for two, and slip out the door before it shuts. :)
     
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    Germs go right through paper like it wasn't there.
     
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    So you are saying those funny looking paper hats I put on the toliet seat don't do squat?
     
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    The paper toilet cover will protect you. Paper toilet covers offer peace of mind over everything else. There are no conclusive studies that show that a paper toilet cover adequately protects you from more germs than just sitting on the toilet sans protection. While it is very rare for any type STD to survive without a human host for several hours, a study at Baylor University showed that hepatitis C could survive and infect through five layers of tissue. While this is a very rare case and there’s no proof that upon contact hepatitis C would indeed infect the person sitting on the toilet, understand that the flimsy paper toilet seat cover is hardly protection against germs
     
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    why do you have to be such an asshole to everyone? Do you hate your job/life or something?
     
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    blazerboy went to Stanford? No wonder he doesn't like me; I went to Cal! Nothing to do with sexism!
     
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