Dwight Howard

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  1. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Don't bother with this whiny baby, if he wouldn't stay in Houston, no way would he here.
     
    santeesioux, Jun 25, 2012
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  2. Norman Dale

    Norman Dale Hickory Huskers Coach

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    Just saw Dwight Howard in Lake Oswego at the 7-11. He said he was in the area looking for a place to live.
     
    Norman Dale, Jun 26, 2012
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  3. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Just say no.

    We'll give up a ton of assets and then have to watch him bolt next summer.
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Jun 26, 2012
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    Maybe he likes girls who wear practical shoes? An aversion or allergy to the sun?
     
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  5. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    LIES! LIES!
     
    Eastoff, Jun 26, 2012
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  6. LameR

    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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    Deal coming soon?
     
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  7. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I think that guy is just racist and saw Andre Drummond and assumed it was Dwight Howard.
     
    Eastoff, Jun 26, 2012
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    It's not his fault if every 6 foot 11, completely ripped black dude looks the same...
     
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    Did I mention that DHo, as he was leaving with his 44 oz melon slurpee and a couple of Big Bites, that he was also checking out places for his friend, someone he called DWill.

    Trade coming soon!
     
    Norman Dale, Jun 26, 2012
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  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Oh come on! DWill looks nothing like EWill. This guy needs to get his glasses checked.
     
    Eastoff, Jun 26, 2012
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    http://www.journaltimes.com/sports/...cle_612fef3c-bfa0-11e1-ac2a-001a4bcf887a.html

     
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    Our two top 10 drafts picks...#6 and 11 ???

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    MickZagger, Jun 26, 2012
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    When I first read that this afternoon, I laughed out loud and thought 'what a bunch of crap'... but now I'm starting to wonder if it might not be a bad persuit. I know most think it would only be a one year rental, but then again once players get to PDX and spend a year they don't often leave of their own volition. Soooooo... all I can say is :

    [video=youtube;KX5jNnDMfxA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5jNnDMfxA[/video]
     
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    It would be like a one year rental though right? I really doubt this will happen. Imagine if we traded for him then hired his old pal Stan Van Gundy.
     
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  16. Mote

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    Maybe if PA makes an offer Van Gundy can't refuse to coach the Stampede, Howard would give a wink-wink for 3 yrs. [snicker]
     
    Mote, Jun 26, 2012
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  17. SnakeOiler

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    How do you know?
     
    SnakeOiler, Jun 26, 2012
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  18. The_Lillard_King

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    How deep is this draft? Any pick in the top 20 is considered a top 10 pick. :)
     
    The_Lillard_King, Jun 26, 2012
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  19. PHXBlazer1

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    I think there's almost no chance we make a deal for Howard...but if you can get Orlando to agree to one...you take it immediately. One year rental or not, you jump on it and sell him on staying afterwards.
     
    PHXBlazer1, Jun 27, 2012
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    Why are you trying to ruin such a beautiful parody post? Don't you have to oil up your snake and find a little boy on summer vacation to 'hang out with?"
     
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