try not to blow your fingers off people, remember kiddos firecrackers after beer, youre in the clear firecrackers after liquor, youll blow off your dicker
Go Papa, it's your birthday ... too bad my family won't be home from our cabin until 6pm or so. Anybody want to meet in Tualatin for a birf day shot this afternoon? I'll be at the Hot Seat around 3pm with a few friends. [video=youtube;IZ0-JA6K0Dw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ0-JA6K0Dw[/video]
Not a single one of you jokers showed up at the Hot Seat! Patron shots were on my buds! Anyhow, happy 4th to all of you Blazer Maniacs!
At least none of you were down here and got bundled up (it was cold for San Diego), drove your kids downtown, walked to the bay, sat around for an hour or more in anticipation for 5 simultaneous fireworks shows, only to get this: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/05/watch-all-of-san-diegos-fireworks-explode-in-15-seconds/ Luckily I had no intention of going to see the show, but we were at a bar where you could see one of them from the patio. We thought it was just a little (or not so little) preview 5 minutes before it started. And then about 20 minutes later the people who had been waiting to see the show started walking past us looking pretty bummed out.
well think about it it was epic (the very nature of a thousand fireworks going off at once) and it was a failure seemed appropriate and i live in NH, my dick isnt 3000 miles long
Yeah. Those 15 seconds were HUGE though. We were already on the patio (no knowing we could see anything) then it was a huge fucking explosion and everyone from the bar ran outside. When nothing else happened I joked that someone must have dropped a match or something and they all went off. Apparently, I wasn't that far off. But that would suck to have been there with kids, hyping it up all day.
