Chris Haynes sucks!

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Fez Hammersticks, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I don't think he realizes how small Portland truly is.... and our hatred runs deep. I suspect if Canzano was bleeding on the side of the road, many Blazer fans wouldn't stop to help him.
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

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    The market is 2.3 million (metro) but this market is saturated with anti-Blazer "beatwriters" as it is.

    This summer, outside the combine, Haynes has been blatant.
     
  3. Natebishop3

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    It doesn't matter how many people live in Portland, we still have a small town mentality.
     
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    I wouldn't stop to help, but I might stop to watch... at least until he passed out. :devilwink:
     
  5. Fez Hammersticks

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    I wouldn't say that.

    We just pay close attention.
     
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    nowlets be fair, if he was on fire, I would piss on him...just not the part that was burning..
     
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    But David Aldridge's interview with Batum pretty much confirms what Dwight Jaynes said, Batum would prefer to be in Minny.
     
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    I still haven't seen much of what I'd call "journalism" coming from Haynes. He is really a very weak writer, so is Jaynes. Canzano is a shit-stirrer and a total douche, but he writes circles around the csnnw gang. Hell, at this point, is QUICK the best writer covering the Blazers locally? WOW.
     
  9. Fez Hammersticks

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    To Chris, there really is no difference between unrestricted and restricted free-agency because no human can own another human.
     
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    Ahem.

    I can't believe anyone would 'choose' Minneapolis over Portland.
     
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    Wow.
     
  12. Fez Hammersticks

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    "Own" -- his wording, not mine.
     
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    Jaynes is on Twitter spouting off like he's in-the-know.
     
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    Jaynes is a hack. Bitter old man.

    I feel bad for Haynes, I thought he had a promising future, with Jaynes as his mentor he is doomed to Portland fans hating him.

    Quick is actually my favorite blazers journalist nowadays.
     
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    Same here.

    He handled the Batum situation like Jaynes would have.

    The concept or RFA didn't click to Chris. Instead, he opted for the "you don't OWN Batum" defense.
     
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    Dwight Jaynes ‏@dwightjaynes
    RT @cmconley68: why cant any PDX fans grasp the basic concepts behind this negotiation? Seems like you have to spell everything out.>>>>>

    His last 20 tweets have this "I can't wait for MN to force Portland into letting him go" vibe to it.
     
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    Welcome to my world, Jerry RT @JerryZgoda: just like The Boxer, blazers hear what they wanna hear and disregard the rest, don't they?
     
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  19. Natebishop3

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    If people stopped paying attention to him, he'd go away.
     
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    Yeah I've been calling Haynes garbage for some time now and catching lots of flack for it. Glad people are coming around.
     

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