Chris Haynes sucks!

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  1. ironcrotch

    ironcrotch Well-Known Member

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    What does this even mean?
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Just another way for Jaynes to insinuate that all Blazer fans are beneath him.
     
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    It means Dwight the Dwarf is a tool and a douche.
     
  4. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Canzano, and I like JC, is >>>>>>> than these two hacks on his worst day.
     
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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    The "fact" that Jaynes has resurrected his career is baffling. The "fact" that he resurrected his career in Portland defies every stitch of logic and reasoning. I'm going out on a limb here........Dwight Jaynes sucks.
     
  6. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Blame Comcast. His career was dead. His radio show flopped and The Portland Tribute was failing. Comcast came along and obviously the guy was cheap.... hell, he probably volunteered to do it for free just to resuscitate his dying career.
     
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    I know. One would think his pathetic begging for a job would have been the last we'd hear of him.
     
  8. Fez Hammersticks

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    I honestly only watch CNSW for Abby Chin.

    The comedian guy, Ian Carmel (?) is solid, too.
     
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    Jaynes: "Kahn is not my boy."

    Obvious troll is obvious.
     
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    He seems happy about the whole situation. And completely clueless
     
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    I'd stop. I'd cleanse his wounds with rubbing alcohol, and then cauterize them with a road flare. I would also giggle while doing it, so people might get the wrong impression.
     
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    Seems like just yesterday Jaynes was begging for a job opportunity in his blog.
     
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    Which is why he is willing to do and say anything to stir up hits and attention to his articles. He knows the dynamic of Blazer fans and how to push their buttons . . . which only means more hits and comments on his articles. He is getting more unprofessional by the day, but will do what it takes to try and stay relevant in the media world. At some point though, people will start tuning him out. He might have to resort to cursing Blazer fans in writing to draw a reaction.
     
  14. Natebishop3

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    People don't tune out Canzano so why would they start with Jaynes? Blazer fans have extremely thin skin. Everyone hates Canzano and yet the guy still has a job... hell.... he's grown in success over the years with the radio show and such.
     
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    So does Haynes check his sources or does he just take everything Kahn tells him at face value? I seriously think the guy is just a puppet, and he's not even a puppet for our organization. He's a puppet for the fucking TWolves lol
     
  16. Fez Hammersticks

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    I wonder how disappointed Jaynes/Haynes are that MN is now on plan B?
     
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    Why do people think it's Kahn? I got the feeling it was Batum's agent was the one talking to the press.
     
  18. BrianFromWA

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    I tweeted him that I'd help...didn't get a response :dunno:
     
  19. ironcrotch

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    he even went out of his way to defend them, "there is a difference between a signed sheet and a submitted sheet", thanks bro.
     
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    Haynes killed it with the draft. Great coverage of the combine.

    Totally blew it with Batum. It was pretty obvious he was used as Kahn's mouthpiece to get these empty threats out.
     

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