Chris Haynes sucks!

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Fez Hammersticks, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I don't follow any of these dicks! What did he tweet this time?
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Batum contract will be a bigger handcuff RT @KristopherLake: but you know Por will take all 72hrs to match. So Minny is handcuffed in FA.
     
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    Brian FromWA @dwightjaynes @KristopherLake Disagree. 8 players on rookie deals, no big extensions coming up, 2 players making 8 figures #lolhandcuff
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I wish I could just go off on him! I cracked on him hard last spring on twitter and my boss and some others told me he's really pissed at me. Sits in the media room staring at me. Work with him every now and then for CSN and he just gives me dirty looks! I love it. I was told not to bash on him anymore. I called him a lazy fatass once and then asked him where he hides the dead squirrel he used to rock on his dome........
     
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    Hahahaha this is why we like you!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Maybe I'm wrong, but this might qualify as bashing on him :devilwink:
     
  7. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I don't have an account, I have to make one just to debate old man Dwight.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You should see him...... I'll take a pic this fall. I only get out of the TV truck from about 4:30 til 5:45 on game days. So after dinner I'll sit down on the bench during shoot around with other media guys. He'll walk by me and just mean mug me........ he'll sit across the court and just give me dirty looks. It's hilarious. I think the lego hair comment I made to him pushed him over the edge!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The dude used to have an AOL account and I would get into it with him on IM back in the 90s lol.
     
  10. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I'm about to make an account.

    I'm thinking I'll go by: Hammersticks Fez
     
  11. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    HOW ABOUT ...........@THE_FUZZY_HAMBURGLER
     
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    Still better roster than Por RT @happyjoelucky: @marbaugh wasted time and got rid of great trade asset contracts for no reason right?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    What a hater.
     
  14. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Minn RT @DJFEARinyourEAR: honestly, where do u see Batum's game flourishing more... MN or Portland?
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    My only gripe about Dwight is that he comes across so fucking smug most of the time. You can't ask him a question or take an opposite view without getting the "dipshit" treatment.
     
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    Yeah, I've interacted with Dwight in person. Huge douche bag. The whole godfather schtick on the old morning show was so nauseating.
     
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    You know, it really is. He might be bitter, but he's not incorrect
     

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