I can't believe there isn't a party planned to celebrate the shedding of this albatross. Maybe change is coming after all.
Where have you been hiding for the past week? In other news, NASA landed a man on the moon and Neil Armstrong said, "It's one small step..."
We already had the party. You missed it. I baked a huge cake and HCP jumped out of it naked. Then we all got drunk. Greg Oden fell and broke his other knee.
Wow, you missed the headline? Dwight had a big peice on how the Blazers lost Miller, and got nothing in return..
No, as NateBishop said, he sent smoke signals and passenger pigeons and Western Union, but Maris never got the message.