Haynes full of shit (no Nic 4 years, 46.5 Million) (confirmed)

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Damnit. I will have to watch that next time
     
  2. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I just hope the bike rides don't cause the happy endings.
     
  3. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    The best kind of bike rides!

    Although I must admit.... a lot of bike seats are very tiny. Perhaps people like them, and that's why they call it a gay bike ride?? :dunno:

    I had to get a new, bigger seat for my bike.
     
  4. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    kobe didn't get the memo
     
  5. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    see that's fine in my book.
     
  6. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    You are such a Homo! Wanna go out for dinner? I promise I won't bite!

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  7. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I think I get where you're going with that and I smirked.
     
  8. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Mags, you can take me out to dinner any time. But I won't be putting out for you at the end of the night, so don't even try to get in my pants.
     
  9. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I got enough roofies to put down an elephant. I won't need your consent!
     
  10. Coast541

    Coast541 It's better at the beach!

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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Not to derail the thread, but why is that important? I'm pretty sure every public bike ride in which I've participated has had gay riders. Why does it have to be a gay bike ride? I guess I don't understand the gay pride movement because it's beyond me how anyone could be ashamed about loving someone, regardless of their gender.
     
  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Kudos to Neil for waiting for the last possible second to get this over with.

    Nic will sign at 8:59.
     
  13. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Yep, I am wondering if we have an offer in place that we will turn in before you sign the offer sheet. I guess we still have the available cap space to give a max and then sign the offer sheet. That would seriously be the last laugh IMO.
     
  14. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't usually be worried - it's an "out" hole only (plus I'm an accountant-type), so it's as tight as can be. But with you being Asian, "it" is as small as can be.

    By the way, I just reported you to your local authorities and the FBI.
     
  15. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Yes fortunately for you I am half asian from the waste down; so you won't be waking up the next morning with any serious pain or walking issues. And the white in me would be giving you a nice dinner for the trouble! :D

    And that sucks you reported me. I'm already on their "shit list"!
     
  16. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Whoa you only have half of an asian size?!
     
  17. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    "So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    LoL! And an indirect reference to Kahn too. We are full circle on this now.
     
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  19. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Actually Korean. This screams "Khanese!"
     
  20. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    It's cool - I reported you for wanting a taste of my piece. Not for the roofies.

    They said there's nothing they can do for me, but told me not to worry since you're half-Asian. Unless you arrive with 15 other Asians.
     

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