Dan Gadzuric Appreciation Thread

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Chris Haynes ‏@ChrisBHaynes
    RT @TrailBlazersPR The Trail #Blazers have requested waivers on C Dan Gadzuric.


    Thank you for helping bring us something for that fat ass, worthless, piece of shit PG we traded for you. Good luck in retirement
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I'll appreciate him forever.
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    little known fact, dan gadzuric is actually a dolphin
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We barely knew ye.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Oh Danny Boy, the waiver wire, the waiver wire is calling...
    From NYC to PDX, and down the mountain side
    Your contract's gone, and your career is dying
    'Tis you, 'tis you must go and Leonard must bide.
    But come ye back when you've got a job in the D-league
    Or when the players are on strike and we need scabs
    'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
    Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

    barfo
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    fuck you dan gadzuric, you traitor, go play for the rockets, you will never be as good as you were here, bitch
     
  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    I appreciate that he helped us get the rights to a couple Euros and a future 2nd round pick for a guy we would have gladly let walk for nothing.

    Poor guy was clearly a victim of the little known clause in the new CBA that requires player weights in all trades to match to within 15%. They had to add him to the deal so the combined weight of Gadzuric and Jared Jefferies was within 15% of Fatty Felton's weight.

    BNM
     
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    hahaha. I was actually thinking of doing Danny's song, but it wasn't coming together
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Very moving.

    At the risk of steering this Very Important Thread off track, it made me think of this:
    [video=youtube;Fn860B9-ZTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn860B9-ZTk[/video]
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I imagine that the sound that makes as the brown matter is flowing up the tube sounds something like, "GAAAAAAAAaaaa--DZURICH!"
     
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    Wait, I got one

    Daniel was waived so he won't have to deal with the rain
    I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
    Because he can sign there instead of just cry
    God it looks like Daniel, went from the NBA to wondering why?

    They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
    Well Daniel will think it's the best place that he's ever seen
    Oh because New York can be kinda rough
    Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

    Daniel my brother you are older than me
    Do you still feel the pain of the scars in youe knees
    Your NBA dream has died, but you played more than I
    Daniel you'll be a star in a place like Valencia

    Daniel was waived so he won't have to deal with the rain
    But it's probably the best thing to not have to deal with Dwight Jaynes
    He helped us get rid of Cupcake
    God thanks for Daniel, He helped take away our headache
     
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    My first thought was "he's wearing white pants?".
     
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    Jesus christ ... let it go
     
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    Thank you, Mr. Gadzuric, for not being even 10% as annoying as the UCLA center who preceded you.

    Damn, Jelani McCoy was irritating to watch.

    Ed O.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You're quick ...
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Why can't we make fun of Knicks fans?
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Internetz iz serious bizness.
     
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    You tell him! Dan Gadzuric was the heart and soul of this team. It's not his fault that he was waived to save money for Ronnie Price. NBA is all about business.
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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