Stupid Woman Unaware Sun Makes Things Hot

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  1. RR7

    RR7 Well-Known Member

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    http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story...wboys-hot-water-burned-fan-files-lawsuit-team

    My 2 year old daughter already understands that on a hot day, when we go to the park, the slides are most likely going to be hot, and to either avoid them, or touch them first. This stupid lady thinks a black bench on a 100 degree day is a great spot to sit. Should have just burnt her up. #Darwin.
     
  2. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Smooth marble will be very hot, and redness may not appear for a couple of hours. Sitters shouldn't have to Beware of the Benches, even if she had immediately leapt off it.

    I'd say, $500 for medical care and $50M for the black burnt butt.
     
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    The day a sign has to be posted alerting people that a black surface may be hot when in the direct sun on a hot day is the day I'll rejoin a political party.
     

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