[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

age doesn't exist. i'm talking with an italian cougar right now, no idea how old she is, pretty cute though and i like her vibe. i'd guess early 40s...which really isn't that much older than me really. hah.

 

you are almost too old to become cougar food, get it while you can

 

How old are you guys?

 

35

 

Oh dang. I feel young. I'm just a 26 year old with a filthy mind.

 

larry bird

 

Even worse she's got a mole on her left thigh

 

Tyson Chandler rocking the Ronald McDonald shoes.

 

I know, I'm asian so i look about 10 years younger. :MARIS61:

 

i've been thinking of doing okaycupid or plenty of fish, i hear its an easy place to just bang sluts. not sure, just heard about it from other guys online.

 

dude, so easy, get laid every day if you want

the only catch is you have to be willing to lie your ass off

 

oh no. that's not me. I could never do that.

 

how do you propose a date where you don't spend money. maybe crack a bottle of 2 buck chuck at the beach near my pad? hah..that'd be good.

 

dude, it writes itself

casual drinks and a walk on the beach?

done deal

 

kind of cheeseball. i've done that once i felt like a fucking douche while at the beach walking but I nailed the chick back at my place. didn't even have the drinks.

I saw these new canned wines the other day...looked pretty money for this kind of shit.

 

no way man, find some desperate chick with 2 kids and daddy issues, show up in a suit and share a scorpion bowl, take a cab back to her place, tell her you love her and bounce before she wakes up

im going to hell

 

that doesn't sound that different from my weekends to be honest. well, minus the suit. do i really need online shit for this? i'm thinking i could trick a bunch of shy asian chicks into swallowing my cock and then disapperaing. these chicks are crafty though.

 

in the city it wouldnt seem like you would really need to

 

dunno, sometimes i like turning these shy chicks into total whores. its kind of fun to see them naked and freaky.

 

I also want to bang an older mexican waitress or maid for some reason

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