An Italian study found the adult male penis to have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years. The researcher cites excess weight, particularly in the waist, drinking, smoking, environmental pollutants and stress as contributors. Rush Limbaugh, of course, knows better. No eye-tie commie science geek can tell him! He knows that shrinkage is due to "feminazis" and "chickification" of society. You know, if women get the vote, your dick shrinks. I mean, he can't possibly attribute his famous impotence to excess weight, drinking, smoking, and surely not pollutants which only exist in the warped minds of liberals. I of course claim no direct knowledge. I'm asking some of my gay male pals to clue me in. Shrunk or not?
Not for me. But if the statistics are to be believed, I think you hit the nail on the head as to the cause.
Good thing I'm keeping the average up high! When Chinese women enter combat roles, they may invade us over this issue. No worry. I'll be dead and the two averages will be the same.
I can't speak from experience about the study, but I'll surmise that if my penis only shrinks 10% in the next 50 years I'll probably consider myself lucky.
Hands down, the stupidest excuse to rip Rush I have ever seen. I don't ever want to hear of anyone ripping Maris or PapaG ever again.
