It is sort of scary to imagine these morons with nukes

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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/28/world/iran-news-agency-duped/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

    Iran's news agency portrays satirical Onion story as its own

    CNN) -- Add Iran's news agency to the long list of those hoodwinked by the satire of The Onion.

    Iran's semi-official Fars News Agency published a story Friday claiming that a Gallup poll found that rural white Americans prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama.

    Such a poll would indeed be big news in Iran (and the United States) -- if it were true.

    But the source was The Onion, the publication that presents the outlandish as real news.

    Its serious tone fools many who are new to the lampoons. Onion yarns have tricked news outlets in the U.S. and overseas.

    What sets Fars apart from others, however, is that the agency published the Onion story as if it were its own.

    Fars News Agency used the story verbatim, giving the same headline: "Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama"

    Fars also took all the credit at the get-go:

    "TEHRAN (FNA) -- According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama."

    (The Onion story used a Charleston, West Virginia, dateline.)

    The article went on to quote a West Virginia resident as saying he would rather grab a ballgame or a drink with the Iranian leader than with Obama.

    The phony resident then lauded Ahmadinejad: "He takes national defense seriously, and he'd never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does."

    If that weren't enough, Fars continued, "According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn't try to hide the fact that he's Muslim."

    A Fars news editor said Friday that the outlet took the item off its English-language website once editors realized that The Onion wasn't a legitimate news organization.
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    scary to who? you? they are gonna use their one nuke on beautiful central oregon?
     
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    He's worried that if Israel gets nuked all the Jews will move to Bend.
     
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    [video=youtube;9U8CZAKSsNA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U8CZAKSsNA&list=FLJoIvNl6TjqJDqgf5biPM5g&index=1&feature=plpp_video[/video]
     
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    At first I thought the title of this thread was "It is sort of scary to imagine these mormons with nukes"
     
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    TradeNurkicNow piss

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    Man, we sure do love blowing up the American southwest.
     

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