Meanwhile, that drunken Glenn Beck is busy totalling cars and telling stories

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  1. MARIS61

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    Glenn Beck totals rental SUV after daughter’s wedding

    On his radio show on Tuesday, Beck described the ordeal, saying after the ceremony he parked the rental SUV—a Ford Expedition—along a rain-soaked hill in the Finger Lakes area of New York, and forgot to put on the parking brake. Beck and his wife had already gotten out of the car when it began to slide, eventually flipping over, he said.

    The former Fox News host was at the door to his lakeside cottage when he heard his wife, Tania, scream.

    "I see my wife dressed in her evening gown from the wedding, and she's holding on to the door handle of the car as the car is starting to slide down the hill, and I just said, 'Let it go honey,'" Beck said. "And the car rolled down the hill. And rolled. And flipped."

    No one was hurt, though he said a member of his security team barely escaped injury from the SUV thinking one of Beck's kids was still inside.

    He "got into the front of the car [and] looked behind him to see if my son was in the backseat," the 48-year-old conservative lightning rod continued. "He jumped out of the car just as it started to roll. ... It was like an action movie.

    "I honestly said to the kids, 'Well let's go say our prayers and go to bed,'" Beck said. "It was just one of those days. I watched my car roll down the hill, literally roll. I just stood there. And I'm like, 'All right let's go to bed.'"

    The next morning, Beck assessed the damage. "All the windows were broken out of it," he said. "The axle is bent. It was horrible."
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Um, he doesn't drink.
     
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    haahahahaahaaaahhhaaaaaa great story, i have to give him credit for dealing with it so well..to be able to tell the kids to say their prayers ad hit the rack..nice guy.



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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Dude is a Mormon I think. Probably doesn't imbibe.
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    He's been clean from alcohol and marijuana since AA in 1994, according to interviews of him.
     
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    he used too. fuck hes so annoying tho. my mom is a subscriber to his website and watches his show all the time. every damn day
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    He's not educated but he is a thinker! :devilwink:
     
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    Relapse.
     
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    Obvious relapse. Car rolls down the hill and flips over. Well kids, eat your vitamins and say your prayers, we'll deal with this in the morning.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Him being mormon doesn't mean he can't or doesn't drink
     

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