The Voice interviews the delusional and insane Steven Seagal [45m video]

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    [video=youtube;DLe8AQnte0w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DLe8AQnte0w[/video]
     
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    Right off the bat Seagal's shoe polish black hair dye and hair implants look absolutely ridiculous. He has more hair now than he did when he started making movies in the 80s.
     
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    Question: how long does it take for Seagal to start complimenting himself?

    Answer: pretty much right away. His first sensei saw his martial arts potential in the way that he washed dishes quickly and fluidly. Seriously.
     
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    "I've had moments of technique which seemed to me to be un-explainable or divine or spectacular."
     
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    Calls the interviewer's question (pre-approved) of whether he's had to actually use his Aikido ridiculous, goes on to say he's had literally hundreds of street fights in Japan.
     
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    Claims that Above the Law was about the Iran-Contra controversy and hinted that he was involved in that but couldn't speak about it. Outright says he was an operator moments later. Seagal's special forces claims have been repeatedly rebuked.
     
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    He knows how Brandon Lee died. You don't. Don't ask, it's stirs up too many bad memories for him from his past.

    Did you think he would tell a Brandon or Bruce Lee story that didn't revolve around him? Ha
     
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    "I made a lot of terrible movies and a few good ones."
     
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    Speech at the end of On Deadly Ground = or > Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize
     
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    Seagal smirks when asked who a legit tough guy in Hollywood might be (other than him). Nobody, obvs.

    Michael Jai White, JCVD, Chuck Norris... not tough guys or martial artists.

    Jet Li... maybe, since he's a real martial artist.
     
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    Completely denies that Gene LeBelle choked him out, calls him a liar and a scumbag, but won't say it on camera so as not to give LeBelle any credit.

    I prefer the story about Mr. Perfect crushing his hand in the airport.
     
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    Anderson sent me a card saying teach me your lethal stuff.
     
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    Him and Machida's dad know other guys in their 60's and 70's who could instantly kill most of the so-called tough guys who are in their 20's. Says this minutes after saying Chuck Norris is too old to be a decent fighter anymore.

    Serious TMA bullshido going on here.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Frequently says "how do you say this in English" after using the Japanese word. Dude, you speak English.
     
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    My punches are very different. And they're quick.

    Lyoto's father and I are the same. In some ways he's envious of me and vice versa.
     
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    I've forgotten more techniques than most people have learned.
     
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    How fast is he at 60-years old?

    Maybe faster (than ten years ago)
     
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    Wouldn't have done MMA, wants to keep the techniques secret.
     
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    I'm a warrior, and that's in my blood.
     
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    He's been shot. Cut, but not stabbed.

    Is always armed.

    Feels more Asian than American. (he also has famously said before that he has the soul of a black man, where his music comes from)
     
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