[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

Talking about everyones lack of game there and then a couple sentences later you said you didn't plug it?

 

They were scurred to even approach chicks

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weak

 

Yes

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pro tip

put all your chicks #s in your phone as dudes names

so when you get a text from carl saying "come over so i can suck your dick", you can just play it off as playful bromo banter

 

pure genius.

 

one of my roomates in college did that....the other way around though. he was on the downlow.

 

riverside motherfucker!

 

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ima gonna try to do this thread moar. y'all should too...this politics and economy shit is pretty fucking lame.

I got two business cards this week from really hot chicks that were apparantly "taken". One was married to an old guy (her friend kind of referred to her as a "Anna Nicole Smith" type, blond milf, huge tits. was really getting interest from her (i was really touchey feely in the bar) until my "wingman" kind of left the bar for god knows whatever reason and her friend got bored and started playing with her phone and dragged her away. She was actually the owner of her biz, i emailed her but her website is down for god knows whatever reason so the email bounced back.

The other one I met at a charity event, she was actually the master of ceremonies and is a local TV news chick...really really hot, late 20s (that's all i'll really reveal). she apparantly has a boyfriend she kind of mentioned when I was talking to her but I got "the vibe" from her. She gave me her card and added her cell phone + personal email addy...

both will probably lead to no where but fuck. the blond chick I'd love to smash, her fake tits felt so good...she lives out of town though and comes to LA occassionally on bizness...so that would be really really really ideal. the news chick I'd actually date...she was pretty prime time. banging a news chick is also on my personal bucketlist.

oh yeah, never heard back from that black chick i met at that mixer.

fucking skank! :MARIS61:

 

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i'm also looking for some artwork for my pad. basically shit that isn't too played out but looks abstract enough for me to look cool. Looking to put one piece above my TV and one above my bed...thinking some Salvador Dali over the bed since its crazy and abstract and over the TV a cool Basquiat piece.

 

this might be a little too freaky looking though:

 

get some original artwork man, some amazing no names out there. you can nab a sick oil for a couple grand

great conversation starter too about how you are "helping local artists blah blah blah now suck it"

 

went to a halloween party, there was this dude dressed as a knight, and some frat dudes started shit with him...dude whipped out his sword and started hacking fools, went to jail. it wasnt sharp but i guess he gashed a few dudes in the head

 

Bro that sounds sick as fuck!

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Nah.spending as little as possible. Maybe I'll just but shit off craigslist

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even spending a little you should be able to find some sick shit

buy local stuff that you really like, might end up being a good investment too

 

Thoughts on these memory mattresses?

My mattress is fucked up.



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