Oh Snap! Doesn't he know he works in Portland now? Should have gotten her a hybrid! The hipsters will have his head...
Rude, for sure. But funny and yet true (both, also for sure). The jokes are deserved considering he bought such an inefficient and wasteful car. I know these pro athletes splurge on this shit, come on. There has to have been something nearly as big that is more efficient. My buddy has one. We ONLY take it out when we're out on the town and having a crazy time. You know a car is a gas guzzler when, at many dealerships, they don't even post the EPA's gas mileage.
Not that particular recipe, but I have been faced with the too much sturgeon problem before. I ended up freezing steaks which was fine but they had a tendency to burn since they were not vacuum sealed. Now I smoke lightly and can any overstock I get (like the 11 coho we got in Victoria last summer) and it is way better than smoking and freezing, etc.
You should post that in the sturgeon thread. Now people are going to think you want to smoke Lillards mom's thighs.
If he keeps shooting and playing like last night he'll need to save his money Kidding, Nice kid, good gift