Was God's plan realized on election day?

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  1. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    A friend passed this on to me. Could it be that legalizing marijuana and marriage equality are part of a divine plan?

    I do feel a tad left out. Nothing about the ladies getting stoned?
     
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    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I think Ryan would have to conceed that Obama being elected, marriage equality and legalizing marijuana was god's intent.
     
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    stoned me just like jelly roll
     
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  4. 3RA1N1AC

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    and yeah, since it happened, isnt it gods plan? so conservatives complaining about it are basically second guessing gods all knowing wisdom?

    burn in hell you filthy god haters
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Jesus Christ, that was funny!
     
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    Was his plan realized on election day?

    He posts here, ask him for yourself.
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    crandc brings the funny! Well done and repped!
     
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    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    Just laughed Diet 7-up out my nose... ouch! :biglaugh:
     
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    This would seem to explain a lot of Kingspeed's posts.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Kingspeed is..........................a nice guy. :)
     
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  11. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    LOL! Even the bible thought lesbians were totally hawt and heteronormative.
     
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  12. Further

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  13. MARIS61

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    God wasn't even on the Oregon ballot. You had to write him in, like you do with Mickey Mouse.
     
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  14. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    You've missed the overriding point. God will never be on the ballot. What happens on the ballot, though, involves Him. With all due respect to Mickey Mouse.
     
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  15. Eastoff

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    wait, wait. Him isn't Mickey Mouse?!? This whole time, I thought it was weird the bible kept talking about Mickey Mouse. I just assumed Walt Disney was REALLY, Really old.
     
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  16. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Nah, that was Mickey Mantle. He was light years ahead of Roger Maris in so many ways.
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Wait, Maris61 played baseball?!?
     
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    Pretty funny, but not that's not quite what it says in Leviticus 20:13.

    Go Blazers
     
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  19. BlazerCaravan

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    There's so many fucking translations now, I bet there's a bible that has those words.
     
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  20. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Leave it to the old guy to ruin the joke.

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