Last Call for Alcohol

Ok. Where the hell is everybody. Wookie is getting back hair products out, I'm dropping 20s into the poker machine and literally begging Spud to join us. Come on people we got money to spend and Blazer are coming back

 

I hear if hairs get into the machines, their payoffs increase.

 

Back hairs not working on machine. But Blazers all tied up

 

god how drunk was he?

 

So what the hell. I go to legends to find BW drinking coors light and he is literally the only one in the bar. On top of that, Legends doesn't even have the Blazer game on. But in the end it was a fun Blazer game (besides the fact they lost) and very much enjoyed drinking beers, watching the Blazer game, eating and gambling with BW.

BW ends up drinking a good amount of coors light, eating and walking out of the bar with $90 from his poker winnings. I set up BW up with $40 and me with $40 on the poker machines. BW asks if we are spliting profits to which I respond hell no we keep our winnings. BW wins $90 and I lose $40.

So the Blazers lsot, only one other person shows up, I drop $40 in poker machines and you know what . . . I still had a hell of time and go home with $60 in my pocket tipping Legends $20 and Ikcabods $25.

Thanks BW, I will watch a Blazer game and drink with you any time. I'll even buy drinks if you come up again (BW comes all the way from ALbany and I can't get posters on the east side to come to the west side). But I will not be funding poker again or at least agree to split winnings.

Thanks papag for paying on the bet. Sorry I missed you.

Bad Blazer result, but fun night!

 

BTW- was ready to drive home until the walk to my car told me to go to the office and wait out my buzz. Only had 5 coors lights, but I'm a light weight.

 

Call a hooker

 

With my buzz, I tried to make a high class pie in the sky fantasy booty call. Turns out the girl was too classy, already had her needs being taken care of . . and it is me we are talking about.

 

wow you guys fucking suck, not a single person besides wookie could make it?

 

I would of rolled if it were the Monday game but I'm back in LA

 

Funny predicament: I'm waiting for my buzz to wear off, but the later it gets, the higher chance of getting pulled over in Beaverton.

I guess my litmus test will be when I stop tasting chicken wings every time I burp, I'm OK to drive.

 

ToB drops $200 on you guys and only Wookee showed up? Sorry I couldn't stay, but I had a daughter who needed to get home.

$200 and only one guy showed other than ToB. Still can't wrap my head around it. Nice finally meeting you, Wook, as brief as it was.

 

I used to sleep in my office all the time then go home at 4am, shower and go back to work

 

Well, $250 including the bribe money for him to put in a good word about you.

 

I eat vegan sandwiches. :MARIS61:

 

Nah, it was already Coors-thirty! In other words, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, eh?

 

Yeah...whatever you say Carl

 

I thought about going if it was at BWW's. Legends? No fucking way!

 

Gee, like I didn't see this coming.