Well, I Screwed Up..

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by ABM, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    This guy...

    Rare is the person who takes a hiatus and comes back even more aggressive.
     
  2. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I refuse to read this thread until ABM sends me flowers.

    His girlfriend will do.
     
  3. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    You naughty boy.
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Hiatus? It's called life. Sorry I can't spend tending to this board and it's biggest attention whore.

    So am I a hermit when I have free time and I use it to visit the board? Or when I'm living life and too busy to spend my time here? Please advise.
     
  5. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I just had a personal reality check! :smiley-pat:
     
  6. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Way to come out of your "shell", ABM.
     
  7. 3RA1N1AC

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    is this really the reaction to sex when you get old?

    god help me
     
  8. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I was thinking this as well. Can't blame an old guy for getting it up and getting it on.

    But at the same time, if that's my reaction down the road.... heaven help me (literally, please, heaven, beam me up).
     
  9. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Nah, dude, this was about an intense closeness and intimacy (there's FAR more to intimacy than simply the sexual part), zoo lights in Tacoma; getting/decorating the Christmas tree; sharing nog and rum over stimulating conversation; snuggling; church on Sunday; joining the Y; a lovely dinner out; making turkey soup together; etc., etc., etc.

    As I mentioned, JACKPOT!!
     
  10. 3RA1N1AC

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  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Yeah, how's that working out for you. ;)
     
  12. 3RA1N1AC

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    im really not one to brag on an internet forum, so lets just say a 2-3 girls a week, a dude, and a circle jerk at the park

    but you enjoy your soup
     
  13. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Wait, what???

    I thought "making turkey soup" was a euphemism for a circle jerk at the park...

    This is all too confusing!

    BNM
     
  14. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    My nights consist of a jar of Mayo, peanut butter and pickles up my ass.
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Pickles is the name of your Great Dane, right?
     
  16. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    :lol:

    a girl at my work tripped the other day and fell, then proceeded to tell me that she "ate shit"

    so i call her poo taster now, which is a thinly veiled reference to her performing ass to mouth

    where was i going with this... oh yeah

    she told me once that she got drunk and blew chunks
     
  17. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    What a life. ;)


















    not
     
  18. 3RA1N1AC

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    to each their own, some people like church and egg nog, some people like getting their dicks sucked by two guys at once

    judge not :devil:
     
  19. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    OK

    .
     
  20. 3RA1N1AC

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    end of the day, as long as you are happy, that should make everyone that cares about you happy, including everyone here! :wub:
     

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