Amtrak Is Potentially Dangerous

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Dang, this is eerily beginning to sound like the game of Clue.
     
  2. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    the weapon was definitely a pipe
     
  3. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    now just figure out my (loco)motive
     
  4. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Heavy on the loco.
     
  5. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    if the train was a monorail, id have a bunch of one-liners
     
  6. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    Feds have already probably sniffed out this thread and our putting some of you freaks on their radar.
     
  7. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Last time I flew I got an extra special pat down. I think it was because I brought an Arabic dictionary with me through security. A friend of mine gave me the dictionary just before I left for the airport. He knew I liked to study and read about languages and I think he felt guilty he wasn't able to pay me some money he borrowed from me years ago. I thought about just leaving the book in my pocket going through security, but this airport had those full body X-Ray machines. Anyway I'm probably on some list now or something.
     
  8. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Oh yeah the last time I took Amtrak the conductor was a prick.
     
  9. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    I applaud Amtrak for not jumping on the fear train.

    Nice to know there's still a mode of mass transit that allows you to retain your dignity.
     
  10. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Great, now you're just giving the terrorists ideas ABM....

    Nice, real nice.
     
  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    What, that they failed to check my id, nor scan my luggage?

    Riiight.
     
  12. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    If I were a terrorist, I'd go with one of these. Size of a credit card, fits in my wallet.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    I'd turn Maris into a suicide bomber. Just tell him all he's really killing is police. He seems to like that.
     
  14. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Didn't you know Maris is actually the unibomber posting from prison?
     
  15. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    No offense, but have you looked in the mirror lately? ABM is the definition of harmless looking dude. :)
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Both. Neither will protect you from anything. Both increase your fare, waste a chunk of your lifetime, and drain our economy dramatically.

    The main reason the TSA exists is to get Americans used to submitting to authority on a regular basis, so they can be herded like domesticated animals. Hitler used the same tactics, coupled with gun control, to frighten and enslave Germany.

    Not only are train bombings less frequent across the globe than nearly any form of unnatural death you could ever dream up, there's never been even one in America.
     
  17. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    You used to add something to the subject, but lately you've just become an unimaginative troll with a hard-on for me.

    What's your issue?
     
  18. porkchopexpress

    porkchopexpress Well-Known Member

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    The first and last one seem to be pretty universal for trains. I rode all over Europe for 10 weeks back in '05 and can't remember one time having my luggage checked. The only time I was asked for ID was going into/out of the EU. The only time I saw any sort of security in a station was in Spain, but that was just the police harassing every person who looked Moroccan or South American..or anything of color. In Japan I had a rail pass and just walked by the counter and flashed the pass and I was good to go (other than the bullet trains that need seat reservations). I'm pretty sure they only check to see if it is expired.

    What type of security were you expecting?
     
  19. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    A police state? Hyperbolize much?
     
  20. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    What you experienced was the flip side of racial profiling. If your name was Abdul Jamaal and you had swarthy features, you would have been asked for your ID and stricter measures would have been taken.
     

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