The Trillion Dollar Coin

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    But if we bought the world those 2000 coins that other country made would be ours.
     
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    mint a shit load of them and get started on that death star
     
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    I'm guessing we couldn't buy their government, though you do bring up a good point.

    Let's start the minting ASAP before somebody else steals our idea!

    Zimbabwe may have already beat us to this idea, but they are a 3rd-world country, so nobody took that one seriously.

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    I think it's funny that the serial number isn't "AA00000001" or "2", but "7512"
     
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    I think it's time for the us to flex its muscle and invade all America's. then we steal their wealth.
     
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    I'm down with this. I've often thought the US should only invade countries that the average American would want to visit.
     
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    http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/338110/trillion-dollar-coin-fever-mark-steyn?pg=2

    I was out of the country for a few days and news from this great republic reached me only fitfully. I have learned to be wary of foreign reporting of U.S. events, since America can come off sounding faintly deranged. Much of what reached me didn’t sound entirely plausible: Did the entire U.S. media really fall for the imaginary dead girlfriend of a star football player? Did the president of the United States really announce 23 executive orders by reading out the policy views of carefully pre-screened grade-schoolers (“I want everybody to be happy and safe”)? Clearly, these vicious rumors were merely planted in the foreign press to make the United States appear ridiculous.

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    Do you ever get the feeling America’s choo-choo has jumped the tracks? Joe Weisenthal says that the trillion-dollar coin is the most serious adult proposal put forward in our lifetime, “because it gets right to the nature of what is money.” As Weisenthal argues, “we’re still shackled with a gold-standard mentality where we think of money as a scarce natural resource that we need to husband carefully.” Ha! Every time it rains it rains trillion-dollar pennies from heaven. I believe Robert Mugabe made a similar observation on January 16, 2009, when he introduced Zimbabwe’s first one hundred–trillion–dollar bank note. In that one dramatic month, the Zimbabwean dollar declined from 0.0000000072 of a U.S. dollar to 0.0000000003 of a U.S. dollar. But that’s what’s so great about being American. Because, when you’re American, one U.S. dollar will always be worth one U.S. dollar, no matter how many trillion-dollar coins you mint. Eat your heart out, you Zimbabwean losers. As Joe Weisenthal asks, what is money? Money is American: Everybody knows that.

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    Meanwhile, I see the Bundesbank has decided to move 300 tons of German gold from the Federal Reserve in New York back to Frankfurt. It’s probably nothing. And what’s to stop the Fed replacing it with 300 tons of Boston cream donuts and declaring them of equivalent value? Or maybe 300 imaginary dead football girlfriends, all platinum blondes.

    :lol:

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    Memo to John Boehner and Paul Ryan: No one will take you seriously until you find some photogenic second-graders and read out their cute letters. “I want everybody to be happy and safe and fithcally tholvent.” They may have to practice.

    (spot on)
     

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