OT:Hockey Puck Russell Westbrook!

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    A happy ending?
     
  2. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    This. Westbrook is Durant Kryptonite.
     
  3. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    That's a pretty good line.

    I see why people dislike Westbrook, he's more overblown than Krypty though. Harden just seemed like a much better fit next to Durant.
     
  4. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    FUCK RUSSELL WESTBROOK AND HIS BARBIE OUTFIT! He didn't recognize me by the way.........

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  5. Charcoal Filtered

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    Did you at least get a better one liner this time?

    You could have asked if KD is making him wear those.bitch pants for.;playing like crap?
     
  6. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    I have a coworker who has never been on this forum, but she still gets mad about this anytime she thinks about the Thunder. She despises Westbrook all because of THE HCP.
     
  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    What did I do to create such hatred?
     
  8. mobes23

    mobes23 Well-Known Member

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    Don't take it personally. The glare from his pleather blouse probably blinded him.
     
  9. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    You told this story. That's all it took. She says the same thing you say, man--F*** Russell Westbrook!
     
  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    Is she hot?
     
  11. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    I guess as far as 45-year-old Jewish accountants go, she's not bad, but no.
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    I could get some AND get my taxes done.......OY VEY!
     
  13. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    i suggest you hold off on liquidating your assets for as long as possible, assuming she says all of your entries are allowable

    although once she sees your gross she will likely not offer to find relief, and say do it yourself
     
  14. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    Hmm, should we just merge this with the "I just had sex with an NBA player" thread?
     
  15. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    He's dressed like an extra in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
     
  16. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    Mazel Tov!
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    what a baby
     
  19. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

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  20. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Re: OT:Fuck Russell Westbrook!

    PS this is probably the thread that got HCP in trouble.
     

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