I'm just waiting to see how long you can hold out before the barrage of cawk pix. Most of your buddies can only hang for a day or two, the last guy made it to something like 5 or 6 days.
You should go to this viewing party for the Jazz game and I will by you a coke. I think we would get along in real life.
I've always wondered, does your foreskin get chapped in the cold if you don't lube your dog properly?
Nah I don't like talking to scrubs. Until your post count is at least 1,500; I won't even consider you real. Take the lumps kid and earn the respect. Now go and grab me my coffee scrub!