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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Feel free to add any odd things that pass through your brain here

    1. Why do I never see a baby pigeon?

    2. Why are MLK streets always in the shittiest part of the city?

    3. Why is it when I sleep I lose weight, but if I lay in bed all day I gain weight?
     
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    don't forget the important "why do I exist"?
     
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    1. they hide to avoid being eaten, maybe you just arent looking hard enough
    2. they are not, but they are often shitty, and theres many borderline racist things you could say about that
    3. because you are weighing yourself after you take a dump in the morning
     
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    1. It puts the lotion on its skin
    2. Why does my back hurt so badly lately?
    3. Blazers
     
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    Why do white people walk like this:

    :MARIS61:

    and black people walk like this:

    :blazerwookie:
     
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    If they dance like that at 2am on Burnside, they're strippers. If they do it in front of my kids and 19,000 people, they're dancers. Is a little meth all that separates one from the other?
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    [video=youtube;ZacggH9wB7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZacggH9wB7Y#![/video]
     
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    Universe splits into many possibilities. This is why you can travel back in time (in theory) and there is no grandfather paradox. You could kill your grandfather and there would be a split universe where you and he don't exist.
     
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  9. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I agree this is most likely, but still unproven.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    1. Why does a bottle of mildew cleaner say "use only in well-ventilated area" when if the area was well-ventilated, there wouldn't be any mildew in the first place?
    2. Why was Chewbacca the only one not to get a medal at the end of Star Wars?
    3. Who cut your hair?
     
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  11. HomerLovesKoolAid

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    duh
     
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    1-Will MM buy me dinner tonight here in Houston?
     
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    Why would I be in Houston when you are on a road trip?


    You question should be

    1. How many times will Mrs HCP beg for it until I start chaffing
     
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    Hoping the Lakers lose games. I have to admit that I'm nearly enjoying Laker losses more than Blazers wins. Go Celtics! 5 o clock can't come soon enough.
     
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    Ditto. I hate the L*kers with a purple and piss passion.
     
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    Why isnt this in the OT section?
    Why do the kids today have such horrible taste in music?
    Why arent more women born with the perfect breasts (full C - small D) gene?
    Why do kids today think its "cool" to keep the stickers on their baseball hats?
    Why is food/beer so ridiculously priced in sports arenas/stadiums?
     
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  17. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Cause I screwed up
    Cause their parents failed them
    Cause there wouldn't be room in the babes forum for them all
    Some black kid prolly did it once and a bunch of white kids did it too
    Cause players gotta get paid
     
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    Why do I have an outie and Mrs. HCP has an innie?
     
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