[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

You might be quite surprised ....

Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy;
but have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and Lincoln?



Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used the very same Bible Lincoln used, for his inauguration.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois .
Obama comes from Illinois .

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration

6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked byothers.
Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.

7. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer.
Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln 's administration had to borrow a lot of money to abolish
slavery and save our nation, via the Civil War.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called 'Honest Abe'.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer

14. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.

15. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U. S. Constitution,
and the military.
Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
Amazing, yes?

 

I'm 2 for 2 at Meetup.com singles mixers. :MARIS61:

 

why can't we neg posters?

 

That was so stupid.

 

I find it greatly disappointing this thread has more posts than the bodacious babes thread.

 

Dennis Rodman in North Korea...pdf picture of him conferring with the Premier at a game in a magnificent large hall.

http://t.co/IqGH1ovqMD

Edit: Link doesn't work now. It had 2 big, detailed pictures. One was of the game in progress in an arena decorated with giant curtains, meant for concerts. The other was of Rodman and Kim watching the game and talking to each other with a hundred top Koreans in uniform sitting behind them, at ease, some smiling, watching the game.

Now...why did the pictures vanish from access in the U.S.?

 

Did you know.....

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average Canadian or American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo DaVinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level'are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a'ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

 

[video=youtube;QPKKQnijnsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM[/video]

 

banged a coug last week to Anderson Cooper 360. there was some mood music on at her pad and all of a sudden she's like "I want Anderson Cooper 360 on while we do this".

she's some big time democrat or something, I told her I was "middle of the road".

:MARIS61:

 

daft punk is coming back with a new album apparently. going to see them live is definitely on the bucket list.

swedish house mafia is doing maquerade motel this weekend in LA. Its only a mile away from my parents condo...but I don't want to be going back to the condo after the party. blah.

 

working out with Beats By Dre Headphones: teh ghey or not?

 

that's a no, i presume

 

I don't get the Swedish House Mafia...i mean, 3 DJs in one booth....how could that work?

 

Let's put a nice little quadlaser over here...

 

crackaz be wildin

 

Tony Luftman the "tell them what they've won" guy is a WWE announcer going by "Tony Dawson"

http://www.wwe.com/videos/tony-dawson-gives-the-inside-scoop-to-aksana-wwe-app-exclusive-26081564