OT: DEEP SEA FISHING MARCH 15

Yeah, well SPD was going to take you to the Fish Grotto...

 

Mag's hottie?!?! I got that covered!

 

One of my favorite NBA moments. I happened to be in a Magnolia Hi-Fi and my GF (now wife) and I had just sat down in their home theater room and moments later this happened on something like a 100" screen. She always hated Rick Fox and we were both just cracking up!

 

I told her to give me a try maybe she's bi. No luck.

 

Going out with Trade Winds? I've went fishing with them for years.

 

Have fun, fellas. Sounds like it's gonna be a blast.

 

Bump city.

 

the southern wind howled as mags the red climbed aboard the plank, staring at the vast emptiness of the cold water below. twas mutiny! avast ye scabbardly dogs!

his cries fell on deaf ears, partially because the majority of his men lost their ears in the great battle of minnesota.

"Be tellin' me mother that i died a fine pirates death in davy jones' treasure chest, that i used me last breath to curse ye vile creatures 'o th' nightfall" mags bellowed out, as he scanned his deserters with his one good eye.

a dagger prodded him further out onto the plank

"I only tried to lead ye bastards, i only tried to show ye fortune 'n infamy, yet ye cowards force me over th' side, may ye rot in th' belly 'o a thousand beasts, may ye fester on th' bottom 'o th' sea!"

this was his last breath of gods air, for soon he would sink into the abyss, never knowing the pleasure of sunburn, nor the grace of the finest cabin boy

"Be knowin' this, ill come back as a ghost 'n put grub in me gullet wit' ye trusty parrot, ill pillage th' spiced rum from ye bellys, ye scurvy infested swine mongrels!"

and with that he was pushed from the plank

as he hit the water there was a moment of panic, but soon the cold engulfed him. no need to struggle, just embrace the never ending void of death.

as his last breath started to leak from his lungs, he had a vision....twas this a round bosomed mermaid he did spy? did she have a sister??

and then they did some mushrooms found god and got married, the end

 

Very nice A- needs more graphic sex.

 

as the cabin boy brought the gruel and rum to the captains quarters, he nervously checked his hair in the glistening shine of a freshly cleaned cannon. he had been trying to capture the captains attention for weeks, to no avail, but something about this day gave him hope.

"your dinner sir!" the cabin boy sheepishly exclaimed.

"fine, good job today cabin boy, ill most likely kill you in the morning" said captain spd (salty pirate dan)

"your cruelness, may i be so bold?" stammered the cabin boy as he dropped his trousers

the inquisitive captain spd gleamed up through his cracked spectacles...

 

Yes.....expand on the freshly cleared cannon.

 

Mags is a Christian. These paltry "rewards" infinitely pale in comparison to the mansion, beyond human belief, that he will receive in paradise.

Sunburn? Meh. Cabin boy? Ew?

You, sir, are disgusting.

 

go shit in your hat

 

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Bump this biatch.

 

The weather may be a little intense no?

 

Could be. We won't fish unless it is decent though. I sent you, SPD and Lanny an email.