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  1. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    http://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-business-offers-fake-mourners-for-funerals

    Worried about a funeral not having enough grieving attendees? One UK business has you covered.

    TRUE

    Rent-A-Mourner offers fake mourners for funerals

    Funerals are sad enough affairs without worrying about whether enough anguished guests will show up to share the grief. To that end, Rent-A-Mourner, an Essex, UK-based business offers trained grievers who will attend any funeral -- for a fee, of course.

    Staff briefed on deceased

    As the Sun, Telegraph and Inquisitr report, the Rent-A-Mourner service costs about $68 per mourner, each of whom commit to a two-hour shift. The actors are given a rundown of the deceased’s life story so they can handle themselves upon questioning from other family members. Owner Ian Robertson tells the Sun “Our staff will meet the client beforehand and agree ‘the story,’ so our staff will either have known the deceased professionally or socially. They will be informed of the deceased’s background, achievements, failures etc. so they can converse with other mourners with confidence.”

    Not required to cry

    Robertson says his business draws inspiration from Asian and Middle Eastern countries where he says hiring grievers is much more common. He notes that “The Middle Eastern way is to provide wailers – crying women – as opposed to the quiet, dignified methods we use.” Robertson says his mourners aren’t required to cry, but are more there to swell the number of attendees. According to a sales pitch on the business’ website the service is for people who “need to increase visitor numbers or introduce new faces” at a funeral. Business is booming, Robertson says, claiming a 50 percent increase in bookings over last year, with 52 funeral schedulings this year.
     
  2. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Good way for the rich to impress their friends. They can hire poor people who are stealing their hard-earned taxes.
     

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